Like, For Real Baseball Season

Basketball season is over in the NCAA and this means we are one step closer to it being baseball season. 

(AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)

I know baseball season has started. It is in full swing in the college ranks. The pros are getting their feet underneath themselves and baseball season is in complete, full force. But, for real baseball season is a different thing.

For real baseball season is after the NBA Finals are over and when we really aren't talking about the NFL very much and when there isn't a huge friggin' golf tournament quickly approaching.

For real baseball season is almost here and it's almost time to hear all the other sports fans talk about how much they can't stand this time of the year. The time of the year I love. Think about the perfect summer day.

You wake up (every morning is beautiful in the summer), then you knock out a few chores, maybe mow the lawn. Next up is the lake. Do a little fishing in that spot that only you know about, or so you'd like to think. Drift off to a quiet spot and relieve yourself from the scorching sun by taking a dip. Finally before your day can be complete, you head back into town, stop by the closest 7-Eleven and pick up some sunflower seeds and peanuts and head to the ball park.

For real baseball season is almost here, get ready.

Keynotes: 

-Make a playlist for mowing the lawn, my picks are country.

-Never get mad while fishing.

-Don't jump in the lake with your cell phone, they haven't made that a feature yet.

-Only buy enough snacks to fit inside your girlfriends purse, if she has a small purse, buy her a bigger
one.

-Finally. Think of fun games to play during the baseball game.